We have had our fair share of weird yet catchy names when it comes to beauty products. Tom Ford‘s F*cking Fabulous fragrance, for example, comes first to come to mind. But we’re talking about the ones that are NSFW. Nars’ Orgasm (one of the best-selling blushers of all time) and Deep Throat blush are just some of many. The brand went all out again with their latest launch that is as ‘loud’ as the Orgasm.

The name of Nars‘ new mascara is Climax, which promises explosive results so you don’t have to fake it. With a formula so advanced, it curls and piles on volume like no other. The exclusive ribbed bristles are loaded with the product, enabling you to coat every single lash with this powerful formula while curling it at the same time. The best part of it all, its Lash Moisture Complex allows you to build intensity without clumping or smudging.

We wouldn’t call branding with naughty names a trend, but truly it’s for those who can stomach it. That’s because of its high potential to be a controversial topic and only certain brands are willing to do, but some people have yet to realise it’s just makeup and isn’t that supposed to be fun? You can’t deny the fact that these naughty names give a lasting impression — and that’s what made it sell.

Nars’ Climax mascara is not the only name that is racy yet hilarious. We’ve compiled more down below with brands and names that may make you blush — and who knows they may be your next new favourite. Try not to stutter when you ask the salesperson for these ‘interestingly named’ beauty product.

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Too Faced's Better Than Sex Mascara

It’s no surprise to see this on our list. Probably one of the first beauty brands to use something sexual in their name, Better Than Sex mascara is an intensely black and volumising mascara. It works really well with any lash type as the hourglass-shaped brush separates, coats, and curls each lash to perfection.

Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara, RM84

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Urban Decay's Vice Lipstick in 69

A fiery red lipstick from Urban Decay that will surely turn heads, not only for the beautiful universal red shade but also for its suggestive name. I don’t think we need to explain further on what 69 is, aye?

Urban Decay Vice Lipstick in 69, RM75

 

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Too Faced's Melted Matte Lipstick in Suck It

Too Faced’s Melted Matte lipsticks glide onto the lips like a gloss at first, and when it dries down to ultra-matte — that’s when you know your lipstick will not budge for the rest of the day. However, there is one shade that is named quite obscenely, and it’s called “Suck It”. We can’t decide between this or another shade in the range called ‘Lady Balls’ is more downright dirty.

Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick in Suck It, RM84

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Smashbox's Be Legendary Lipstick in Safe Word

Bold colours that stay colour-true in photographs, each of them feels lightweight on the lips even though they are high in pigments. In fact, there are shea butter and vitamins C and E that help to soften and nourish the lips as it stays on comfortably. “Safe Word’ is a rosy nude shade that is in a matte finish, and the name speaks well for itself.

Smashbox Be Legendary Lipstick in Safe Word, RM88

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Nars' The Multiple In G-Spot

Suitable to be used anywhere on the skin, it’s meant to be your eyeshadow, blusher, lipstick, bronze and highlight in one. There’s a particular shade called “G-Spot”, that we feel needs no further explanation. It’s in a rich gold-infused rose shade, that gives a nice tint of colour on the skin.

Nars The Multiple In G-Spot, price unavailable

Jolin Lee
Contributor
Unlike most modern-day millennials, Jolin does not need caffeine or alcohol to power through the day (and night). Her eye for beauty is as sharp as her eyeliner flick, and she can spot your unblended eye makeup from a mile away.