There are some people who kickstart each morning facing squalid walls with unmentionable stains while locked in a squat. Then, there are others that do it atop literal thrones like the Toto Neorest 750H Dual Flush Toilet.

Toto Neorest 750H Dual Flush Toilet
It looks like it could double up as an escape pod in a space movie.

When you think of ultra-luxury, toilets rarely come to mind. If they do, it’s probably something plated with 24-carat gold, which may be visually appealing, but spells hypothermia on cold nights. The geniuses behind Toto, Japan’s largest toilet maker, have shaken up the market with the Toto Neorest 750H Dual Flush Toilet. Forget gold. True luxury to the brand comes with a remote control, warmers, and multiple butt-cleaning functions.

Japan’s toilet technology is renowned worldwide. One of the pivotal experiences you get when visiting Tokyo is how these marvels of modern engineering are everywhere. The Neorest 750H Dual Flush is one notch above the rest, living up to its namesake as the Lamborghini of toilets.

At S$14,050, you’d expect the toilet to double up as a personal butler. It comes pretty close. Approach it, and it opens automatically. The ceramic seat is all warmed, and ready for duty. Right behind the toilet is an Actilight system that uses blue light technology to break down dirt that lingers on the bowl. It practically cleans itself.

Toto Neorest 750H Dual Flush Toilet
You could spend hours on this thing.

After use, a remote controlled bidet with multiple functions will help you clean up. It functions more like a massage chair, allowing you to choose the spray distance, pressure, position, and water pressure. Pulsating and oscillating are two legit modes it has on there. You also get a dryer function, so you leave the hot seat fully clean.

If you choose to purchase the Neorest 750H Dual Flush Toilet, you get to save your clean-up settings of choice on the device, so there’s no more need to fumble around. This is personalisation truly at its most intimate.

www.toto.com

Beatrice Bowers
Features Editor
Beatrice Bowers writes about beauty, drinks, and other nice things. When not bound to her keyboard, she moonlights as a Niffler for novels and can be found en route to bankruptcy at your nearest bookstore. Don't tell her boss.